I like guys. I'm a slut. If you're cute and you're drunk, I might try and dance with you. I might try and grab your ass and make it look like an accident. Trust me, you'll be glad I did. It'll be the only thing that keeps you going for a month. You'd wonder how such a rad girl would brighten your day by acknowledging you. Do you secretly wish you'd run into me again? If I saw you, I wouldn't even recognize you because I'm a slut that grabs every cute guy's ass. You might feel like a generic asshole and you'd be right. You are.